Things I'm Proud Of

I have accomplished the following things in the past 2 days. Which is most important?

1. I correctly assembled my scanner/copier/fax thingy
2. I hooked up my wireless scanner/copier/fax thingy
3. I am now on my new employer's server from home
4. My dog is fixed
5. I have learned that both kids need braces
6. I correctly opened the turkey lunch meat package

6. Duh.